Mar 8, 2011

Unfortunatly, The Women Tell Nothing (Bachelor Recap)


Enough with all this procrastination! What is my problem? Why don't I want to write my Bachelor Recap from last night?? Why? Why?????

Oh yeah...because it makes women look like idiots. Now I remember.

So last night was The Women Tell All. It would have been more aptly titled had it been...
"The Women Put On the 8th Grade Production of: Dumb as Dirt."

Oh sure, I suppose I enjoyed hearing from The Dentist, about how she never could show her true feelings to Brad and then she went home and cut her bangs, yada yada yada. But I couldn't help feeling the rest of it was just sillyness.

So some girl with a face like a Rubix cube was mad at another girl who waxes men for a living.

Who cares!

So some girl who tends bar thinks her mom raised her better than 30th Birthday is raising her daughter.

Who cares!

So 30th Birthday really doesn't want apes to attack My Daddy Owns A Car Lot.

Who cares! (Well, My Daddy Owns A Car Lot probably cares, but other than her, no one!)

So I will be honest and say that I never really care a hoot about that particular episode every season, but my girlfriends still wanted to get together and watch it and who am I to say "no" to Oreo's and cheese dip? I'm not that strong.

So stay tuned for next week when Brad makes his final choice. If you step outside your door at just the right moment chances are you will hear us screaming. IF he chooses Emily.

Our plan is to meet at Olive Garden at 6pm wearing our TEAM EMILY shirts. Our only two rules:
1. Don't bother coming if you aren't wearing your t-shirt.
2. Don't bother coming if you don't eat your weight in breadsticks.

We will then file back to my house, gather around the television like its the moment those two old guys walked on the moon, and sit motionless waiting for his final decision.

Then, the next morning we will wake up and pretend to move on with our lives as if The Bachelor never even happened.

See? We don't take this stuff too seriously.

Not like those girls last night. Oh, the drama. Sooooooooooooooo NOT my thing.

Cough. Cough.


A New Chapter said...

Have you seen Emily in the tabloids??? I know they arent really reliable but I'm scared Emily is pulling one over on me...what do you think?

Karen Carter said...

Did any of you girls find out why Shawntel the funeral chick spoke not one word? Found it very odd! And what I wouldnt give to be on the Olive Garden / Finale fun with you all! I would even bring my own oreos!
I bet you anything the dentist is the next bachelorette! They told her if she covered her hair line with bangs she was as good as in.

Andi said...

Oh my. I don't watch the Bachelor, but if I show up at Olive Garden with a Team Emily shirt can I eat my weight in breadsticks with you? And will there still be Oreos and cheese dip following?

Desha said...

I love Emily, and I think he HAS to choose her because what kind of jerk would he be to leave her till the end and then tell her see-ya? Plus, he already told her he was falling in love with her. Emily all the way.

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Nancy said...

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