Enough with all this procrastination! What is my problem? Why don't I want to write my Bachelor Recap from last night?? Why? Why?????
Oh yeah...because it makes women look like idiots. Now I remember.
So last night was The Women Tell All. It would have been more aptly titled had it been...
"The Women Put On the 8th Grade Production of: Dumb as Dirt."
Oh sure, I suppose I enjoyed hearing from The Dentist, about how she never could show her true feelings to Brad and then she went home and cut her bangs, yada yada yada. But I couldn't help feeling the rest of it was just sillyness.
So some girl with a face like a Rubix cube was mad at another girl who waxes men for a living.
So some girl who tends bar thinks her mom raised her better than 30th Birthday is raising her daughter.
So 30th Birthday really doesn't want apes to attack My Daddy Owns A Car Lot.
Who cares! (Well, My Daddy Owns A Car Lot probably cares, but other than her, no one!)
So I will be honest and say that I never really care a hoot about that particular episode every season, but my girlfriends still wanted to get together and watch it and who am I to say "no" to Oreo's and cheese dip? I'm not that strong.
So stay tuned for next week when Brad makes his final choice. If you step outside your door at just the right moment chances are you will hear us screaming. IF he chooses Emily.
Our plan is to meet at Olive Garden at 6pm wearing our TEAM EMILY shirts. Our only two rules:
1. Don't bother coming if you aren't wearing your t-shirt.
2. Don't bother coming if you don't eat your weight in breadsticks.
We will then file back to my house, gather around the television like its the moment those two old guys walked on the moon, and sit motionless waiting for his final decision.
Then, the next morning we will wake up and pretend to move on with our lives as if The Bachelor never even happened.
See? We don't take this stuff too seriously.
Not like those girls last night. Oh, the drama. Sooooooooooooooo NOT my thing.
Mar 8, 2011
Your daily fix by Melissa Lee at 9:39 AM