Oh. My. Lord.

How long has it been my friends? A year? Two? It certainly feels like it. Or is that just me?


To me it feels like when you were back in the 10th grade and you missed a week of school because you had strep-throat and when you finally get back to school after a whole week you know absolutely NOTHING about what your buddies are talking about at the cafeteria table. It's a lonely feeling. Or is that just me?


I am so happy to be back with you all. Make no mistake about it, my computer is still jacked up. I have a virus that I apparently received by email and I'm not naming any names but I really wish the sweet lady who gave birth to my mother and sends me $20 on my birthday every year would quit forwarding me stuff she finds on the internet. That's all I'm sayin'. But again, I'm not naming any names.


So anywhoo I have this virus and it won't let me do anything at all that has to do with Blogger. I have been reading y'alls blogs this week and it won't let me leave comments or create new posts. It won't let me contact them through their website. Nada. Believe me, I could take this personally. But I'm more mature than that. So I've just decided to sit idly by until Blogger contacts me and tells me that they have missed hearing from me and want to make sure I'm happy with their service and if there is anything they can do to facilitate me. And if that doesn't happen then I will probably bury myself in some Blue Bell and lie under the covers for three days. But like I said...I'm pretty mature.


But oh the stuff I have to tell you all.


Like...


The Bachelorette. I want to talk about it. I must talk about it. I have to talk about it. So I am going to need for you all to watch this show and then discuss it with me on a weekly basis. Give me your word on this, 'k?


Or the fact that I never even got to talk to you all about Kris Allen winning AI. Can you believe it? I was so dedicated to posting and then just before the finale - KAPOW! - my computer closes for business. Oh my gosh, I just realized something. Maybe it was Adam Lambert who had my computer taken over by a virus. Or maybe it was that devil possessed KISS group he was singing with. Oh, I kid. They're not demon possessed. Although don't think my youth pastors growing up didn't try to make us think they were by playing their songs backward and hearing them say "We have sex and drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes while talking about the devil and all the stuff that rhymes with devil."


Or the new show I'm obsessed with on A&E aptly named, Obsessed.


Or the day I slipped in the shower.


Or Remi's third birthday extravaganza in Chattanooga with the entire family. At one point during the weekend I slept in the van for 2 hours just to avoid hiking.


Did anyone watch the episode of Glee that premiered after American Idol? I will be discussing this later on this week due to the fact that I loved it so much and the lead actress was me all during high school (with the exception that I'm blond and she's not.) Oh yes, she's that obnoxious.


The hot sandwich I ate off the pavement. Long story. Okay, short story.


Berry picking. Yes, y'all. I went berry picking. Which means the Lord is probably coming back very shortly.


Rocco. Just because it's Rocco and he's adorable and I'm deeply passionately in love. 'Nuff said.


Okay, so see? We have so much to catch up on. And I shall be doing just that. Later this week. I'm so happy to be back. Even though I'm having to use the AG's computer and he's glaring at me across the room. (FYI: I'm not scared of him. At all.)


So until we meet again...


Oh, and by the way...I won't be discussing the day I slipped in the shower.


Or the hot sandwich.


Goodbye.