May 14, 2009

Couple Things.

1. Oh. My. Word. LOST.

2. Oh. My. Word. Danny.

3. Oh. My Word. Kris.

4. Lord. Help. Us. All. Adam.

5. Today I was running in place in the pool - that is, in the pool, people - and pulled my calf muscle. I feel sure this is a direct indication of my lack of inactivity. However, it could be a direct indication of how fast I can run in place in the pool.

6. Also, today as I was putting on my swimsuit I overheard Remi tell my mom, "Mama went in the bathroom to put on her suitcase." This seems highly appropriate for the swimsuit that I was sporting yesterday for it covered almost every square inch of my body, can hold immense amounts of junk, and is made of different types of steel.

7. Am I the only person in America who read this weeks PEOPLE magazine with Kirsti Alley on the front, saw that she commented on her "fat uniform" - which is a maxi dress she bought in three different colors from Target - and thought to themselves, "Dang, I got to go get me one of those dresses?"

8. Last night I cut my aunt's hair. I mean it CUT IT. Cut it alllll off. It was obvious the woman needed a new 'do, and I felt like I came in town just in time. (You all know my inability to stay quiet when there is bad hair in the room.) So I offered my services. She accepted - maybe out of her sick curiosity or maybe out of the fact that I drugged her with Benadryl and Vodka - but no matter, she said "yes." So I took her medium length hair and cut it into an inverted bob, bi-level cut. Minutes before I grabbed the scissors and took her to the bathroom she caught me on the computer Googling "how do you cut an inverted bob." But thanks to www.wikihow.com we made it happen! Rock on!

9. Repeat this 100 times: "Tonight is the 30 Rock finale. I will watch it. And next week I will vote for Kris. Tonight is the 30 Rock finale. I will watch it. And next week I will vote for Kris."

15 comments:

Teresa said...

Girl, last night's Lost finale Did. Me. In.

I'm going to need some sort of support group or something to get me through until next season. Are you with me?

mommaof4wife2r said...

30 rock....can't wait!

Lisa said...

I was almost crying at the end of Lost. Not Juliet!!!

When will this season's repeats start?

natalie said...

I will be doing both of those things.. 30 Rock watching, and loving on Kris :)

Karen said...

I laughed so hard at the visual of #8. What would we do without wiki-? I'm sure your aunt is grateful for it right now.

Lynda said...

Your suitcase sounds like mine!

Rhonda said...

Don't forget Adam..... lol You know my favorite by now. I think that with Danny and Kris being very similar in style, Danny's voters will now follow Kris to the finish line. Which makes me sad, because while Adam is a strange bird, he sure can sing!

Melinda Means said...

Your aunt is a brave, brave woman. You're mighty fearless yourself... wikihow? Are you nuts?! :) You might have done well to wear a suitcase, in the event you had to beat it out of town post-makeover. :)
I like Danny, but am happy for Kris. He's gotta lose the weird facial gyrations though. His dad was too sweet last night.

Melinda
www.parentingconfessions.com

gertajane said...

i would *totally* let you feed me vodka then cut my hair..... sounds like a good adventure!! i just started reading your blog, and it's hysterical! i will definately be back! thanks for the giggle.. i have so been in some of your positions :P

Ashley said...

I heart Adam. :)

Karen said...

OK, well, I have never seen an episode of 30 Rock (please dont hurt me...) BUT I am SO voting for Kris! LOVE LOVE LOVE KRIS!!!

Sticky (not too) said...

Gawd, American Idol! Just when I think I can't care anymore...
I have to admit, I love Adam's over-the-top flaming-ness (but not the screetching) BUT I also love Kris and his fabulous voice (so underrated)

What to do...

Love the swinsuit and the haircut...give me a little vodka, I'm ALL yours!

The Scooper said...

As for Idol, yes. I heard those exact comments.

As for the swimsuit / suitcase comparison, priceless.

Suzy said...

Sigh. Why can't I vote for Kris NOW? Right now! I'm so ready. Oh, wait. That'd be cheating. Never mind.

Genie Marie said...

I just love your blog...i look forward to it every day and know that either I will smile...cry...or sometimes even possibly both! You are a blessing!