Aug 21, 2008

My Lovelies, Juanita. Juanita, My Lovelies.

This, is Juanita.

Juanita Collins.

And as the saying goes...."She's real...and she's spec.tac.ular."

So forgive me for not being able to properly download an audio message for you all. But I trust that if you've come this far with me, you won't leave me hangin'. Download the message Juanita left on my phone for me the other day. She would be heartbroken if you didn't.

She thinks she is a superstar being on the Stretch Marks blog....lordy, she needs to get out more.



Seriously, quit whining. It's gonna take you 25 seconds to do it.
So get on with your bad self.


29 comments:

ugagirl30 said...

I've got them. Didn't necessarily want them, but I got them.

Stephanie said...

Blessings on you, Juanita! This made my morning!

Shelley said...

Blessings to you Juanita. Girl, you go on wit your bad self.

StitchinByTheLake said...

A conduit to the Lord - perfect! I have shared your blog with many friends - and also the fact that I read too many blogs and have cut out The Pioneer Woman and kept yours!!! Honey, that's big. Really, really big. blessings, marlene

Lauren W said...

Awesome. That's all.

Midwest Mommy said...

Oh the hubs disconnected the speakers!!

Shelley said...

Hey,

Come on over to www.ouisaforpresident.blogspot.com
and check out my recipe that I entered in the SITS recipe contest. I think you will L O V E it.

Me said...

Oh my word, is that RF striking again?

Kori said...

loved it. Awesome

Karen said...

LOL ...love it!!!!

Heather W said...

Can I have your autograph, Ms. Collins???? Also, way to go finding out how to download a voicemail from your cel phone to your blog. You are much computer savy than I.

Lynda said...

lol - Juanita Collins sounds suspiciously like Shirley Q. Liquor - funny, funny!

Ashley said...

Hehe! You make me smile! :)

Anonymous said...

I think Juanita is definitely a superstar!!!

By the way, as to yesterday's topic: I forgot to mention my favorite line from Dirty Dancing - when Baby says, "I carried a watermelon."

Michelle loves it when Patrick Swayze says, "Nobody puts Baby int he corner."

Anyway, keep on entertaining us and blessing us with all your words of wisdom.

Sharon

Breanne Vasquez said...

That was awesome.

Evi said...

Love it. Love her. Blessings on her!

Melissa said...

Glury, Hallelujer!

Trish said...

Well, aint Miss Juanita a smart thang? She's right, you's a conduit from the Lord!

I got lots o' Stretch Marks, but yours is my favorite!

Thanks for sharing Juanita with us.

wy-not said...

Stretch Marks in your heart and your mind. Lordie, I wish that's where mine were. God bless you Juanita. And you too Melissa.

Rhonda said...

Well, how cool is that?

On a totally different topic, I find it very weird how my mother and I end up coming over to your blog at the same time so often without discussing it! Very weird indeed! (My Mom is just above...)

Soliloquy said...

I'm new here. Not even sure how I got here - but have been reading for a few weeks.

WHO is Juanita? I am so intrigued!

Britt said...

I agree with Juanita .. thanks for sharing your up times and down times. I know it's helped many a person through their own. I'm not sure how I found you, but I'm glad I did. I passed your link along to a friend, who passed it to a friend .. and they all love you! So thanks again for writing.

Tiffany Crawford said...

She sounds like Madea, don't you think??? I think it was Madea!

Halleiu-er

Ashley said...

Can I get the transcript... becuase I opened it and it attacked my computer so I left it and was gone for the day, came home... still under attack... restarted it... still growling... restart again... all for you... and Juanita of course.

Anonymous said...

Juanita sounds an aweful lot like Madea ( Tyler Perry)

Girl ....if you know Tyler Perry and you ain't tellin me.... I WILL CUT YOU!

Kimberly J.

Rhea said...

You have a big fan in Jaunita, it sounds like. She said there are stretch marks of the mind and heart. I liked that. hehe What a riot.

Caroline said...

Praise the Lo-ward! Grrrl, you such a conduit. I don't comment often, but I really enjoy your blog. If you need a good laugh, check out my latest post and my soon to be new hit record..."Songs of Wal-mart". I think you also said your husband has something to do with the entertainment industry, so just trying to explore all avenues. I'm just sayin'.

Vicki said...

That was scary just a little. A Rhema word, hallelujah! Blessings back on Miss Juanita.

Mrs4444 said...

I feel scarred and wounded. Seriously.