Feb 10, 2011

Come Aboard. We're Expecting You.







Love, exciting and new....

Oh yeah. I bought this. And I am thrilllllllled about it.

You can tell me all day that The Bachelor isn't real;l choosing a girl you've only known 30 days, giving her a rose, whisking her off to Tahiti and proposing to her in front of America. You can say that isn't real...

But winding up on a cruise ship with your ex-husband, Chita Rivera and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders all at the same time, watching Gopher and Doc don wigs and pretend to be a cheerleader just to cause you such jealousy that you fall back in love with your ex-husband all the while spilling your guts out to a Bartender who plied you with drinks and gave you sound, love advice?

That, my lovelies, is real.

Anyone wanna come over and join me? It only takes a passport, a drink with an umbrella in it and very very open mind.

4 comments:

Rudd Family Circus said...

Love it !!

Crazy Me said...

I actually have never seen any of them!

Rachel said...

Hate to say this, but as i prepare to make dinner for my ex husband and myself it sounds a little like my life minus the dallas cowboy cheerleaders...

Andi said...

The LOVE Boat! Soon will be making another ruun...The LOVE Boat! Promised excitement for everyooooone...

Yeah, I could sing the whole thing...

I'm just cool that way.