Nov 19, 2009

HA! Fooled ya.

I'm thinking that lots of people read my blog yesterday and thought to themselves, "That ol' Melissa. Look at her getting all political and news savvy. She is really growing and broadening her horizons. I am so proud of her."

Gotcha.

Just to show you that I, indeed, have not grown or matured in any way. And that I am, in fact, still the same shallow twerp you all have come to know and love. I give you today's post....

Tonight I will be partaking in what can only be described as pure bliss. I have waited for this evening for four lloonnnngggg weeks now. And so four weeks ago, when the plans were put into action, I became all giddy and excited and maybe just once I accidentally wet myself a little. (But I blame that more on old age than anything else.)

And so tonight I will make my way to a restaurant where I will be meeting six other lovely ladies who are just as STOKED as I am...

And once I am there I will be eating dinner with them. And there will be much laughing, gossipping and the such. And when we are done eating...

We will promptly go into the restroom to place our TEAM JACOB (only one of us) or TEAM EDWARD (the other 6 of us) t-shirts on...

Where we will then make our way to a 9PM showing of Twilight...

Followed by a midnight showing of New Moon...

And I will then throw myself into bed around 3AM and sleep in late the next morning thanks to a husband who has agreed to get up with children and do all the things Mommy is supposed to do but can't, due to her illogical obsession with vampires.

(And there is a sentence I thought I would never write.)

So please, before you send yesterday's post in to some place like The New Yorker, Time Magazine or Fox News and ask them to print it or read it on air, remember...

When all is said and done I'm still the girl wearing a t-shirt with a fake vampire on it. I'm sure my mom and dad would be so proud.


11 comments:

Candice said...

I am soooo jealous!!!

Jenny said...

Thanks for the reminder that I am SUPPOSED to be going tonight but had to cancel.

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ugagirl30 said...

I'll be in the theatre at 10:30 for the midnight showing of New Moon! I am so excited to get to do this with old friends!

Wade's World said...

I wish I could stay awake past midnight to go to a midnight release. I would probably fall asleep in my ridiculously overpriced popcorn. I'll catch the movie in a few days, probably around 4:00 in the afternoon!

Have fun!

Nichole said...

I just don't understand how some people can't suck it up and stay up late for this life changing event!!!! hahaha...I'm going too~

Ashley said...

I LOVE Twilight but am postponing my viewing for a matinee so I won't hate myself tomorrow as I drag myself through a work day.

Sissy said...

My girls night out is on Saturday and am so excited, considering my birthday is tomorrow. It should be a fun time.

Oh, and I am totally a team Edward. You really can't be on the other side and be my friend.

Vickie said...

I posted this same picture on my facebook this morning. My daugher, her cousin, and all the other young ladies I know have had tickets for the midnite showing for a couple of weeks now! I'll go see it, too, but I'll wait a bit!
You have yourself a huge time!

Kim @ Starshine Chic said...

I am so totally with you sista!!! I'm going tonight as well with my niece & her group of friends. I will probably be the oldest one there, but I don't care. Team Edward all the way!!!

Kiran (Masala Chica) said...

That is really just awesome. I hope you have a good time. As this is my first week back at work after maternity and I still have a 3 month old and a nutty 2 year old - I can't make it - but oh it sounds like heaven. Team edward - not that jacob isn't hot. But team edward just for the character in the book.