Oct 13, 2009

Sometimes I Really Hate Blogger...

I thought the only person that could ruin a birthday party was Nicole Leech and her incessant rambling about her fictious boyfriend which we all knew was untrue due to her tremendous body odor and retainer mishaps. But nope, Blogger can ruin it to. I mean, this post was supposed to be put up on Monday, but instead it put it into last weeks posts so therefore no one saw it and it was probably my fault but I am not accepting blame - mainly because I don't do that - but also because I have a really bad hair cut and some pretty severe bloating. So could someone re-read this and wish a girl a Happy one....please?

Today, today I am turning 2

And so I've got some news for you

I've decided to act like most terrible two's

Until you give me what I want you to!

Tell me I'm pretty and tell me I'm smart

Don't correct me when I scream or fart.

Don't make me use the potty don't make me take a nap.

Don't make me wear that silly dress that has that silly cap.

Please let me touch my brother!

On his face or on his head...

He loves it when I slap him,

He told me last night before bed.

So let me stay up late at night

Watch Scooby Doo all day long.

And quit making me try and count to 20

Or sing that stupid A-B-C song.

Because today is my birthday gosh dang-it!

And I'll do whatever I dare.

And trust me, I don't want to brush my teeth-

And don't even think about touching my hair!

Instead I think I'll just lay here

While you fix me some chocolate milk.

And fetch me a blanket that's not scratchy?

I prefer pink chenille or fine silk.

Don't turn that ceiling fan on too high...

Don't turn that ceiling fan on too low...

And please scoot away from the remote control

While I'm watching my favorite show.

No I don't want chicken nuggets!

And corny dogs just will not do!

I prefer a pepperoni lovers with cheese

You'll go get that for me, won't you?

So that is how I'm going to act today

I'll do nothing and then I'll do it some more

Because today is my blogs special birthday

And what else are birthdays for?

So as I lay around all day won't you tell me

Just exactly what this birthday means to you

Cuz there's something to be said for comments

And for or five? Well, that just will not do.

I can't wait to hear how you spend my birthday

I hope you think of me all day, too.

And as I blow out my candles and make my wish

I'll be hoping for another year with you!


Kim said...

Happy Birthday!

Two is such a great age, despite the willfulness.

Lacey said...

Happy birthday... to your blog! It seems like you only made it yesterday, haha. And what a great gift from Blogger, yes? ;-)

A Musing Mother said...

Melissa, I love you. You are so witty yet genuine. I can't get enough of you. Thank you for blogging. I enjoy the insights you have on your journey.

Faith(ful) Reader said...

Your blog and I share a birthday (I think?)

Rose said...

Happy Birthday Friend!! Your blog is the BEST!!!! Keep the posts coming! Congratulations!! Love You!

Anonymous said...

Happy Blog Birthday!

I absolutely adore your blog :)

Melissa said...

The whole time I'm reading this, I'm thinking....."Didn't Remi already turn 2? Hilarious!!!

Your blog has given me a fellow sister who loves Jesus, mexican food, has a beautiful name and loves all things LOST and Bachelor. Your pretty funny, too. I often send people to you when I know they need a good laugh or a good cry.

Love you, my sister! Now that you're in TX is it still possible that I may get you in FL for a visit? I would love to do a ladies weekend retreat.

Anonymous said...

Have a great blogging birthday! Congratulations! You are such a breath of fresh air to read!Thank you so much!

katy said...

Feliz Cumpleanos! Fiesta! (That's about all the spanish I know, take it or leave it). I really enjoy your blog, you are SO funny!

Candice said...

Happy birthday reallybadhairday!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday! We love you and miss you when you're too busy for us!

Furry Bottoms said...

I saw your blog title somewhere, and had to come investigate. Stretch Marks!! Don't we all (whether we admit it or not) have them! And upon reading your posts... i'm finding you to be witty and fun.

To comment on your post that you had pre-planned-- what Blogger seems to do is post it for when you actually wrote it. Even if you set it for another time or day. They need to fix that!

Sissy said...

Ahhh, now I get it. I was so confused last time I read it!

Happy Birthday, my friend!

Maria said...

Go to Penney's and get ya someting real purty, Melissa!


p.s. - I visited our favorite potty at the Galleria and thought of you! Oh, and btw Perry's in Spring Hill has begun carrying Poopourri!