To whom it may concern

To whom it may concern,

I have not left the country.

I am have not been imprisoned for sneaking in to local hotel swimming pools (though I hear there is a warrant out for me.)

And I have not been flagged by those people who do that TLC "What Not To Wear" show (though I hear there is a warrant out for me.)

I am, however, out of commission.

As much as I would love to post about the first episode of The Bachelorette ("BILBRO"??? Honestly?) ...

As much as I would love to bore you all to death with my wishes for my hair appointment tomorrow. (We're going short for the summertime!) ...

And as much as I would love take a walk down memory lane due to the fact that this week is Remi's birthday and the last year of her life has left me with elevated blood pressure and paralysis in my left leg...

It is not to be.

Please excuse me for a day or so while I let my computer heal. It is currently flashing words like "VIRUS" "DEATH" "THREAT" "UNPROTECTED". I haven't heard words like this since my 9th grade sex ed. talk.

When I tried to log on to my blog it actually told me... "YOU CAN TRY AND POST A BLOG TO YOUR READERS BUT YOUR COMPUTER WILL SHUT DOWN AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OPEN IT AGAIN. OH, AND YOUR HOUSE WILL BLOW UP AND YOUR DOG WILL DIE."

So, I'm sorry people, but that is pretty serious.

Keep checking back in case it gets healed. I'm Pentecostal, so I believe that is highly likely.

In the mean time, have a good day my lovelies...

Melissa

PS. Don't forget to vote for Kris early and often tonight!