Feb 26, 2009

Death Where Is Thy Sting? Oh Wait, There It Is.

I am down for the count.

Fading fast.

In over my head.

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Under water.

Barely breathing.

Driving the bus.

Yep, that's me. I'm laid up in bed right now with death knocking on my door. I just know it.

Of course I tend to be overly dramatic about these things. But that is why I didn't post yesterday. I couldn't. I seriously couldn't get my fingers to work; they just wanted to stay curled up under a blanket wrapped tightly around a remote control. So I let them win.

Of course the AG says if I didn't post every time I felt sick that I would only post twice a year. How rude!

So I am just writing today to let you all know that I am, in fact, alive - but I cannot guarantee how much longer that will be the case. I very well may die tonight. And if I do I want you all to know these three things:

1. I've loved keeping up with you through this bloggy world we live in.

2. I am leaving my gold shiny shoes to Faith(ful) Reader and my wig head to Lulaville.

3. And I'm leaving all my jewelry to Maria who stalked me at Home Depot (I am using the term "stalking" quite liberally, here) because I've always wanted a stalker and I've made no secret of it. Unfortunately all my jewelry is from JC Penney so don't get your hopes up, Miss Maria. Had you used a telephoto lens and left me a dead animal and a love note I might have given you better stuff. But alas you broke stalker code.

Oh, did y'all hear that? It's my bed calling me. Good night every one.

12 comments:

Tabi said...

Ahhh, I hope you feel better soon!! We would miss ya to much if you croaked over now!

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

I hope your feeling better quickly....I would really miss you if you died :-)

Amy said...

Oh sweet one...get better, be nice to yourself, eat your favorite things, and sleep it off!

By the way, I will have to talk to my BFF Maria about being a true stalker...she didn't know, I didn't tell her...so sorry!

Get better so you can enjoy that jewlery yourself!

Amy

Amy said...

Oh sweet one...get better, be nice to yourself, eat your favorite things, and sleep it off!

By the way, I will have to talk to my BFF Maria about being a true stalker...she didn't know, I didn't tell her...so sorry!

Get better so you can enjoy that jewlery yourself!

Amy

Lynda said...

Get well soon... can I have Brandon? Wait! I'm married... maybe on the side??

Rhonda said...

I think you need to watch the man cold video on you tube. It very well may apply to you also!! lol

I hope you are better soon!

Anita J. said...

Get well soon!

Lacey said...

I hope you feel better soon!

Faith(ful) Reader said...

Honey, your generosity is exceeded only by your skill with the prose, and while I'd love to have those "gold, shiny shoes," inheriting them as a result of your demise is just TOO much! But thanks for thinking of me while you're illing and I hope you're soon feeling better.

Maria Schatz said...

Oh goodness! Feel better...and like Faith(ful) Reader I wouldn't want to have your jewelry as a result of your demise. And in the part of TX I grew up in JCPenney's wasn't a bad thing because we pronounced it J.C. PennAY's...like Tar-jay (Target) hee hee hee. See you around! =) ~Maria

Midwest Mommy said...

Oh feel better!

Trish said...

ahem, what about MOI?

Me?

Ummm, yeah, remember me?

I thought we had something.


Hmmmpppffff.