Note To Today's Readers: There Are Much Better Things You Could Be Doing With Your Time.

No worries, no worries. I am NOT going to talk about my kiddos today. So have no fear. Nope, I will not be discussing my kids lest I become one of those blogs.

Oh yeah - you know the ones I'm talking about; where every day that you go and check it out there's a different picture of some kid with a bowl turned upside down on their head and you think to yourself, "Yowza...now there's a face only a grandmother could love."

What? You've never thought that?

Oh, okay. Well, now I just feel bad.

So I'm coming up short on what to blog about tonight. Not there are not a lot of things to discuss. Oh, I assure you, there are.

For instance. I could go into great detail on my trip to Costco and how the AG said I absolutely positively could not get the Mamma Mia soundtrack, but then he bought it for me anyway. And then he said I absolutely positively could not buy the Trisha Yearwood cookbook because I would just read it and never actually use it, but then he bought it for me anyway. And we have been home for some time now and I have neither opened the cd or the book and it is causing some real tension up in here.

I could discuss the new study that came out that says if you have "fat in your genes" (their words, not mine) then you might can overcome it. BY LIVING LIKE THE AMISH. In other words, by getting between 3-4 hours of exercise or physical activity a day by working outside.

Honestly, even as I type these words I wonder if I read that article correctly. They expect me to do 3 to 4 hours of hard labor??? Outdoors??? I'M NOT AMISH. There is a reason I choose to drive an SUV and spray my hair. And ya know, to be perfectly honest, at this point in my life I really do not need the Amish making fun of me.

Or I could discuss at length this whole Jonas Brothers / Purity Ring / MTV VMA's thang and how sickened I am by it. Do you guys know what I'm referring to? If not, read here. It's just ridiculous and goes to show you how mocked we are in this day and age for being true to ourselves, our values, and even our future spouse.

Of course, I'm fond of these boys. I have to tell ya. The AG has recently made some connections with this family (due to running in some of the same circles in the music business...just another reason why I find the AG delicious and hot. His power and connections. Shallow? Maybe. True? Absolutely.) And y'all, say what you want about their music, but they are good boys. They are super respectful to their parents. They go everywhere with their dad. And, they TITHE for pete's sake. I mean, how many kiddos do you know who would do that?

Sidenote: In fact, I would like to go on record as saying that I ACTUALLY KNEW that Joe Jonas was seeing Taylor Swift WEEEEEKS before People magazine reported it - and I wanted so badly to call my friend April and tell her, because she cares about silly minutia like that, but the AG wouldn't let me. And I had to promise not to tell in hopes that the next time he got a juicy piece of information he would pass it on to me once again. And then I would FOR SURE go to April!! And no, he may never share anything else with me - but it would have been totally worth it.

But I won't bore you with all of those things. Instead, I'll let you get back to your super exciting Friday. And as I sit here and stain-stick the spit up on my clothes I'll think of you and what you're doing on this Friday. So share it with me.

Go ahead.

Rub it in.