This, is Juanita.
Juanita Collins.
And as the saying goes...."She's real...and she's spec.tac.ular."
So forgive me for not being able to properly download an audio message for you all. But I trust that if you've come this far with me, you won't leave me hangin'. Download the message Juanita left on my phone for me the other day. She would be heartbroken if you didn't.
She thinks she is a superstar being on the Stretch Marks blog....lordy, she needs to get out more.
Seriously, quit whining. It's gonna take you 25 seconds to do it.
So get on with your bad self.
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I've got them. Didn't necessarily want them, but I got them.
Blessings on you, Juanita! This made my morning!
Blessings to you Juanita. Girl, you go on wit your bad self.
A conduit to the Lord - perfect! I have shared your blog with many friends - and also the fact that I read too many blogs and have cut out The Pioneer Woman and kept yours!!! Honey, that's big. Really, really big. blessings, marlene
Awesome. That's all.
Oh the hubs disconnected the speakers!!
Hey,
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and check out my recipe that I entered in the SITS recipe contest. I think you will L O V E it.
Oh my word, is that RF striking again?
loved it. Awesome
LOL ...love it!!!!
Can I have your autograph, Ms. Collins???? Also, way to go finding out how to download a voicemail from your cel phone to your blog. You are much computer savy than I.
lol - Juanita Collins sounds suspiciously like Shirley Q. Liquor - funny, funny!
Hehe! You make me smile! :)
I think Juanita is definitely a superstar!!!
By the way, as to yesterday's topic: I forgot to mention my favorite line from Dirty Dancing - when Baby says, "I carried a watermelon."
Michelle loves it when Patrick Swayze says, "Nobody puts Baby int he corner."
Anyway, keep on entertaining us and blessing us with all your words of wisdom.
Sharon
That was awesome.
Love it. Love her. Blessings on her!
Glury, Hallelujer!
Well, aint Miss Juanita a smart thang? She's right, you's a conduit from the Lord!
I got lots o' Stretch Marks, but yours is my favorite!
Thanks for sharing Juanita with us.
Stretch Marks in your heart and your mind. Lordie, I wish that's where mine were. God bless you Juanita. And you too Melissa.
Well, how cool is that?
On a totally different topic, I find it very weird how my mother and I end up coming over to your blog at the same time so often without discussing it! Very weird indeed! (My Mom is just above...)
I'm new here. Not even sure how I got here - but have been reading for a few weeks.
WHO is Juanita? I am so intrigued!
I agree with Juanita .. thanks for sharing your up times and down times. I know it's helped many a person through their own. I'm not sure how I found you, but I'm glad I did. I passed your link along to a friend, who passed it to a friend .. and they all love you! So thanks again for writing.
She sounds like Madea, don't you think??? I think it was Madea!
Halleiu-er
Can I get the transcript... becuase I opened it and it attacked my computer so I left it and was gone for the day, came home... still under attack... restarted it... still growling... restart again... all for you... and Juanita of course.
Juanita sounds an aweful lot like Madea ( Tyler Perry)
Girl ....if you know Tyler Perry and you ain't tellin me.... I WILL CUT YOU!
Kimberly J.
You have a big fan in Jaunita, it sounds like. She said there are stretch marks of the mind and heart. I liked that. hehe What a riot.
Praise the Lo-ward! Grrrl, you such a conduit. I don't comment often, but I really enjoy your blog. If you need a good laugh, check out my latest post and my soon to be new hit record..."Songs of Wal-mart". I think you also said your husband has something to do with the entertainment industry, so just trying to explore all avenues. I'm just sayin'.
That was scary just a little. A Rhema word, hallelujah! Blessings back on Miss Juanita.
I feel scarred and wounded. Seriously.
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